My Friend...!

Strong and healthy, idiots,
Partners in crime,
Jobless, hopeless...!
(O God), save me from this problem...!
(as in, from these idiot people)
Divided from the front, cut from back,
If they fall into a problem, they run away
They do everything for free,
and then run away with whatever they have
They say out loud, "What's up Buddy"
and from the bottom, they pull your knickers...!
They're always ready to take off your repute...!
Every friend is mean...!
I mean, every single friend is mean...!
Every friend is mean...!

What is the Biggest Advantage Of Not having LOVE

What is the Biggest Advantage Of Not having LOVER...???

1. Can Sleep Well.
2. Can Save Time 'n Money.
3. No Missed Call At Mid night.

...4. No Worries about How I Look.

5. No Need to Activate Cheaper Call Rate Scheme.
6. No Need to Recharge Twice A Day.
7. Can eat in any restaurant..
8. Can Talk to All Boys 'n Girls
9. Can go anywhere with any one
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes