Top ten signs that you are too drunk

10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.

9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

6. You can focus better with one eye closed.

5. You fall off the floor.

5. The whole bar greets you when you come in.

4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.

3. Roseanne looks good.

2. You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.

1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up.

So Called Engineering

"If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already...."

"Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking???!!!!"

"Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it"

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you......"

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried....."

and lots o Excusesssssssssssssss..

This is For all those so-called engineers out there!who sleep out the lectures,bunk off the labs,and take all necessary measures to avoid things that might make them good engineers!:)




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