Rakhi SMS

Rakhi SMS for Brothers

• “Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they don’t make distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile.”
• “You were always my best friend, looking out for me, making sure the path I traveled on was smooth. Even if I searched the world over, there cannot be a better brother than you. Wishing You Life’s Best Always.”
• “We were always close, looking out for each other even when life led us along different paths… Like an invisible thread, our love binds us together, making sure we’ll remember where we came from and what we mean to each other. Wishing you a joyous Raksha Bandhan, Dear Brother.”
• “The loving occasion of Raksha Bandhan is the best time Brother, to reminisce fondly the wonderful moment we have spent together, sharing each other’s joys and sorrows… Thanks for spreading smiles everywhere and making life so beautiful, meaningful and Happy… My Dear Brother .”
• “You never say no, you never say thats impossible and you never say you can’t. That’s my bro, a superman who make things possible and who make paths smoother. I love you Bro.”
• “You are the person who holds me in my bad times, you are the person who dances with me in my happiness. I can’t recall even a single day when you were absent from my life. I really love you.”
• Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
  Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
  Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
  tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
  To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother…
  Just kidding as always.
  “Happy Raksha Bandhan.”

Rakhi SMS for Sisters

• "Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship."
• “Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.”
• “It leaves a smile on my face when I think of those trifling fights we had and suddenly used to make up. The memories may fade away with passing time but the love we share will only grow. Happy Raksha Bandhan, Dear Sister.”
• “God sent in my life a beautiful Angel in your guise, Sister. In good times or bad ones, you’re ready to extend your help and support. Thanks for all you do.”
• “Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.”

Humorous Rakhi SMS

• “Hey didi you are the best. Do you know why? Because Iam your brother.”
• “Har ladki ko aapka inteezar hai
  Har ladki aapke liye bekaraar hai
  Har ladki ko aapki aarjoo hai
  Yeh aapka koi kamaal nahi
  Kuch din baad ‘Rakhi’ ka tyohar hai!”
• “Bhagwan kare tujhe bahut pyaar mile
  sabhi ladkiyan tujhe baandhe rakhi
  tujhe jeevan bhar ka unka saath mile.
  Happy Raksha Bandhan.”
• "I am eagerly waiting for the Raksha Bandhan day. Guess, why? My brother has promised me the i-pod."
• “Rakhi Ko Tyonhar Tha
  Rakhi Bandhane Ko Bhai Taiyar Tha
  Bhai Bola bahna meri ab to rakhi bandh do,
  Bahna Boli, Kalai Peechhe karo, Pahale Rupae Hazaar do.”
• “Kya Bataoo Yaaro
  Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
  Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
  Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
  Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai.”
• “Aati Thi Jaathi Thi
  Hansti Thi, hansati thi
  Bhagati Thi, Bhagaati Thi
  Bolti Thi, Bulwati Thi
  Per aaj pata chala ki
  vah mujhe rakhi bandhana chahati thi.”
• “Usaka Husn gaya kaleja cheer
  Nayano Se barbas Chhuta ek teer
  vo Muskrai, Nazdeeq aai
  Boli, Rakhi Bandhwale mere veer.”

Rakhi SMS for Teenager Brothers & Sisters

• “Hey my sweet little pie, your cute smile makes my day, your small little hands take me out from all dangers of life. You are little angel of my life. I love you. Your’s elder sister/brother.”
• “My cute angel from today’s onwards I promise you I’ll never scold you when you’ll tear my books, messed up my clothes. You are really a ray of happiness in my life.”

Rakhi Songs SMS

• “Phoolon Ka Taaron Ka Sabka Kehna Hai
  Ek Hazaron Mein Meri Behna Hai
  Sari Umar Hame Sang Rehna Hai.”
• “Jhula Bahon Ka Aaj Bhi Do Na Mujhe
  Jhula Bahon Ka Aaj Bhi Do Na Mujhe
  Bhaiyaa Goud Mein Uthao Na Aaj Mujhe
  Kad Se Hoon Badi Mann Se Chhoti Main
  Aaj Bhi Maan Lo Na Zid Meri.”
• “Behna ne bhaai ki kalaai se pyaar baandha hai
  pyaar ke do taar se, sansaar baandha hai
  resham ki dori se -2
  resham ki dori se sansaar baandha hai) -2.”
• “Mere Bhaiya Mere Chanda
  Mere Anamol Ratan
  Tere Badale Main Zamaane Ki
  Koi Cheez Na Lu) -2.”

Rakhi witty SMS

• “Yes I love you. You are so cute, smart. My mother also likes you very much. My father is ready to take up our relationship seriously. So please don’t say no to my proposal. Accept me as your dearest, loveliest younger sister. Happy Raksha Bandhan Bhaiya.”
• “Raksha Bandhan… time for me to realize each year that what a BIG MISTAKE I made asking God for a little sister like you.”
• “Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hame bana jati hai, har khata ki saza vo hume bata jaati hai, hum har baar khamosh rah jate hai, kyonki who har baar Raksha Bandhan ka darr dikha jaati hai.”

Some Happy New year SMS Messages and Why Not

May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.

Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face to the front, and take no interest in the things that were and are past.

New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.

For last year’s words belong to last year’s language
And next year’s words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year’s Day.

Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.

And ye, who have met with Adversity’s blast,
And been bow’d to the earth by its fury;
To whom the Twelve Months, that have recently pass’d
Were as harsh as a prejudiced jury -
Still, fill to the Future! and join in our chime,
The regrets of remembrance to cozen,
And having obtained a New Trial of Time,
Shout in hopes of a kindlier dozen.

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.

HOLI SMS Messages

BHANG KI KHUSBOO, THANDAI KI MITHAS, RANGO KI BAHAR, HOLI KA TEOHAR AANE KO TAYAR , THODI SI MASTI , THODA SA PYAAR , SABSE PEHLE MUBARAK HO AAPKO HOLI KA TYOH

wish u happy holi….and this holi take a lotes of happiness like rainbow coller in your life

If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.

May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi!

Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

May god gift u all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of luv n all other colors u want to paint in ur life. Happy Holi.

Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance… You have made my life so beautiful by being in it. On Holi, the festival of colors & joy I wanna say thank you for all the love & smiles you’ve brought to my life. Happy Holi

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Tumhari holi ho number one, aur tum karo whole lotta fun! wishing you a happy & colour full holi. Happy Holi

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.

Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang, apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.

Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. HOLI se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?

Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar, apno ka pyar, yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar. Wishing you and your family a very hapy and colourful HOLI.

Funny SMS Jokes and Why Not

☻Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

☻Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.

☻I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

☻Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.

☻Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

☻First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

☻Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

☻Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!

☻Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.

☻Bad sex is better then a good day in school.

☻Never let a man’s mind wander, it’s too little to be out on it’s own!!!!

☻Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…

☻Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams……

☻My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too…

☻Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? …Okay, then can we just practice?

☻I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

☻Jesus loves you… everyone else thinks your an asshole…

☻If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…

☻Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!

☻Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis………………………ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry…………..

☻Never let a man’s mind wander, it’s too little to be out on it’s own!!!!

☻It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

☻News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

☻God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

☻The longest sentence known to man: “I do.”

☻CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

☻Crime doesn’t pay…Does that mean my job is a crime?